“Excuse me? Can I trouble you for a second..." "Oh, hell..." Oliver raised his hand so Langham didn't speak. "Yes, love, carry on."He waited for the female to speak again, wondering what the bloody hell was about come their way. "It's just that I'm in this flat and I can't get out." "Um... Are you alive?" "I have no idea. I just know I'm this flat and every time I think I'm dead, like now, I wake up again." "Where is this flat?" "See, that's the thing. Again, I have no idea..." Oliver looked at Langham and smiled apologetically. "Fuck it," Langham said. "You put me off my bloody lunch talking about men's cocks being torn off anyway. What's next? Lay it on me.” Converstation Book:Keeping Source: Keeping