“[Circe]: What is the matter? Does my kiss offend you? Do I have bad breath from hunger? Have I neglected to cleanse my sweaty armpits?” SeductionCirceArmpits Book:The Satyricon Source: The Satyricon
“That's because he had such an enormous load of genitalia - you'd think that the rest of the body was nothing but a handle on that piece of equipment.” GenitaliaSatyricon Book:The Satyricon Source: The Satyricon
“When Ascyltes, loaded down with all these woes, was falling asleep, the maid he had rejected and insulted rubbed the whole of his face with a generous quantity of ash. He felt nothing, and she went on to paint graffiti-style penises on his shoulders and sides.” PrankSatyriconPhallus Book:The Satyricon Source: The Satyricon
“...when I turned back to him, he'd taken off all his clothes and put 'em in a pile beside the road. That sure knocked the wind outta me. I stood there like I was dead. He pissed around his clothes and all of a sudden he turned into a wolf. I'm not joking.” WerewolfSatyricon Book:The Satyricon Source: The Satyricon