“He shakes his head and his mouth is quirked at one corner. I can't tell if he thinks I am sort of amusing or truly pathetic. It's especially hard to tell because we are both looking resolutely at the teacher so she can't accuse us of not paying attention. We talk out of the sides of our mouths, like gangsters in those old movies my dad likes to watch.” YaGeorgiaJane AustenSnarkEnovella Book:Snark and Circumstance Source: Snark and Circumstance
“I will probably die a misunderstood virgin like Ophelia in HAMLET, only I won't do it by floating down a stream, singing my own mad song. They'll just find me here, on my bed, on a weekend night, my dead body slumped over a homework assignment. Hopefully they'll discover me before Teeny eats my remains.” YaGeorgiaJane AustenEnovella Book:Charm and Consequence Source: Charm and Consequence
“When I first met him (Michael) at the beginning of the year and found out that I would have to be his lab partner in bio and the year-long series of projects in AP English, I seriously considered taking night school classes and getting a GED just to avoid him.” YaGeorgiaJane AustenEnovella Book:Charm and Consequence Source: Charm and Consequence
“I suppose I look acceptable, the black (haired) sheep among the Barrett blondes.” YaGeorgiaJane AustenSnarkEnovella Book:Charm and Consequence Source: Charm and Consequence
“Your powers of observation are formidable," Michael says and Darien giggles behind one perfectly manicured hand, like some sort of preppie geisha.” YaJane AustenSnarkEnovellaMichael Endicott Book:Snark and Circumstance Source: Snark and Circumstance
“Suddenly a force greater than my common sense—which, I’ll admit, has been pretty faulty lately, propels me—and I find myself creeping up the long staircase to the forbidden second floor. I need to see Michael’s room. I need to find out if he is a secret slob, or if there’s even more interesting evidence of whom he is up there. I’m not expecting to find anything big, like a literal skeleton in his closet. But I am going to find it, whatever it is. And I will know once and for all who he is. I make it to the landing when I hear a burst of barking below me and I freeze. Someone has let a dog in. Which means that some member of the Endicott family is actually in the house. Which means that one of Michael’s parents is about to catch me snooping.” GeorgiaJane AustenEnovellasPride And Prep SchoolSnark And CircumstanceStephanie Wardrop Book:Pride and Prep School Source: Pride and Prep School