“You see, in my time, no one eats real meat anymore. Much of the food tastes like quinoa that’s been pummeled by days of acid rain, because that’s what it is.” WarFantasyTime Travel Book:Back To You Source: Back To You
“Glorious Leader, we are approaching the galaxy known as the Milky Way,” reported the navigator. “The one named after a candy bar. How silly those Earthlings are.” WarFutureTime TravelConsequences Book:Back To You Source: Back To You