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“You should totally write Valentine's Day cards. 'To my chemically compatible partner. Hope we enjoy a mutual interest together on this fine day.”

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“I'll have you know I am more than my six-pack.”

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“There's blind faith and then there's 'did you walk into a bus and suffer brain damages' faith!”

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“My father toasted me mockingly with his glass. "Then eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow you die." "Next week," Hades interrupted. Zeus glowered at him. "Yes, obviously, but I was using a metaphor." "No," his brother replied. "You were paraphrasing. Badly.”

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“One wrong move and I'm sleeping with the fishes?" Zeus' brow creased in confusion. "Why would you sleep in water?" Hades looked at his brother like he was a moron. "It's The Godfather...Forget it.”

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“Tree cutting and yoga, who knew Bethany was so multi-talented.”

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“I want a life. Not an afterlife.”

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“Even if I win, what will my future hold? Can I put "saved world" on a college application? If I fulfil my destiny next week, where do I go from there? A Where Are They Now pity piece in some Greek god trash rag?”

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“We're going to go sit and chat." "Nice euphemism.”

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“Boys who slay monsters for their friends are dreamy.”

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“There is no crying in clubland.”

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“I'm just charmingly decorative.”

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