“I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials... I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and 'Hi, I'm a real nice Georgia peach.' Sometimes this work is one step above being a cocktail waitress.” RealSometimesFacesStepsNicePieGeorgiaCocktailsLaundryPeachesWaitressAmerican Pie Author:Teri Garr
“Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face.” ThinkingFacesBoysStupidStupidityYour FaceSandy Author:Teri Garr