“(She picks up sugar bowls, ash trays, and tea pots because she can make them something else.) 'It depends on how much I had to hurt myself while I made it, how far I had to drag it, whether it was night or day. Mostly, I make it up," she says. ''It's a made-up price for made-up stuff in a made-up world.” ArtVisionHonesty Author:Tiffany Sedaris