“The problem with movies is that movies end and your life doesn't. This doesn't appear to cause any trouble, but it does cause confusion, which is almost as bad.” DoeEndsProblemCausesTroubleConfusion Author:Tom O'Brien
“If I'd just paid money to watch a soccer game, I'd want to kill someone too (once the buzz wore off and I realized where I was, because the only thing that would make me pay to watch a soccer game is perhaps a half gallon of whiskey).” IfsWantGamesPayHalfWatchesPaidI RealizedSoccerWhiskeyBuzzGallonsSoccer Game Author:Tom O'Brien
