“Canada has little pictures of us in its bedroom, right? Canada spends all of its time thinking about the United States, obsessing over the United States. It's unrequited love between Canada and the United States.” ThinkingLittlesStatesLove IsUnitedUnited StatesCanadaUnrequited LoveBedroomUnrequitedObsessingCanada And The United States Author:Tucker Carlson
“Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire.” ThinkingKnowsFireMarriedCanada Author:Tucker Carlson
“Anybody with any ambition at all, or intelligence, has left Canada and is now living in New York.” LeftNew YorkAmbitionCanada Author:Tucker Carlson
“Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.” KnowsCountryNiceSweetLike YouCanadaCousinRetarded Author:Tucker Carlson
“Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.” FirstsCareSidesOpinionDebateCanadaBelgium Author:Tucker Carlson
“I very much like "Canada, the adults are talking" stance.” TalkingAdultsCanadaStance Author:Tucker Carlson
“We have the - the longest, friendliest border, you know, for the - for the longest time in the history - in recorded history, really, with Canada. And they get to sit on their moral perch, you know, take the moral high ground, say, oh, United States, shame on you about Iraq. They make us look bad internationally. And it's really not fair.” KnowsLooksStatesUnitedMoralUnited StatesFairsShameIraqBordersCanadaNot FairHigh GroundShame On YouMoral High Ground Author:Tucker Carlson
“Canada, by others in the global family, is, for some reason, taken seriously. They have about 30 million people. They have some natural resources.” PeopleReasonNaturalMillionsTakenResourcesCanadaNatural Resources Author:Tucker Carlson
“Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States.” StatesUnitedUnited StatesComedianCanada Author:Tucker Carlson
