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Tucker Max is an American author known for his memoirs, which are characterized by their humorous and candid storytelling, particularly about his college life and sexual experiences. Born on September 27, 1975, Max's works have gained popularity among young readers.

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“Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.”

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Book:Hilarity Ensues

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“I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”

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Book:Assholes Finish First

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“That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.”

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Book:I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

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“Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.”

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Book:Assholes Finish First

Source: Assholes Finish First

About the Author

Born: September 27, 1975
Known for: Author
Quotes: 133

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