“Not only was Miss Cribbe bearded, and always trying to get chummy with us like we we're her real children or something, but she had a disgusting incontinent springer spaniel called Misty, who was constantly sneaking in to the dorms and weeing on our duvets” Boarding SchoolBoarding Schools Book:Pulling Princes Source: Pulling Princes
“Darling, I'm so unutterably bored as to be a hazard” BoredomBoarding School Book:Pulling Princes Source: Pulling Princes