“I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.” Paranormal RomanceShifter RomanceHighlander RomanceComedy Romance Book:Bearing It All Source: Bearing It All
“He held his crotch, his knees bent and his kilt showing he wore nothing beneath it. She shuffled from one foot to the other as she stared at his Scottish bagpipe. Bet he could hit a lot of high notes with that thing. "You...you startled me when you grabbed me like that." "Well, ye needna be afraid now. I couldna molest ya, even if I wanted to, which I dinna.I'm betting foreplay with ye would be like grabbing hold of an electrical wire while sitting in a tub of water." He groaned and cussed some more. "Hell, I bet yer vagina is lined with shark's teeth.” BearsParanormal RomanceShifter RomanceHighlander RomanceComedic Romance Book:Bearing It All Source: Bearing It All