“It is hard enough to make a plan for how you are going to spend an evening with somebody else. So to make a plan for how you are going to behave in 25 years seems based on a view of life that is incomprehensible to me.” YearsHardEnoughSeemsViewsPlansEveningBehave Author:Wallace Shawn
“For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.” PeopleKnowsPersonsI CanHardReasonSeemsWould BeHarderFind Me Author:Wallace Shawn
“Acting is trying to be absolutely truthful; to get audiences to believe that you are a dean, when, actually, not only are you not the dean, but if you walked into the building they'd probably throw you out. That's very hard.” IfsTryingBelieveHardActingAudienceBuildingTruthfulDean Author:Wallace Shawn