“I thought I had mono for a year...Turns out I was just really bored.” YearsTurnsBoredMono Author:Wayne Campbell
“Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, 'It's okay, I don't mind, I don't mind'? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I never learned to read!” KnowsMenMindWellsBigsWorstOkaySupposed To BeBe A Man Author:Wayne Campbell
“Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!” CountryPunishmentShoplifting Author:Wayne Campbell
“Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked, they left that to the Bee Gees.” WritingLeftTunesBeesZeppelinsBee Gees Author:Wayne Campbell
“I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.” WayJobsNamesCareersHairLet MePlentyCollectionsTag Author:Wayne Campbell
