“There's no doubt in my mind that being a parent is the hardest job in the world. Maybe we should have higher standards. Everyone accepts without question that you have to pass a test to drive a car, but any idiot can do the most important job of all – raise another human being.” ChildrenResponsibilityParentingParenthood Book:Friendly Fire Source: Friendly Fire
“But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings on items that should not require warnings. The hotel I am staying in has a hair dryer, on the cord of the hair dryer there is a warning and this is what it says: “Warning! Do not use in shower!” Ladies and gentlemen if you have a friend who wants to use their hair dryer in the shower, you let them.” IfsWantShouldUseAgeAliveHairGentlemanHotelStayingWarningPoolGenesShowersItemsMoronCordsLadies And GentlemenDryersHair Dryers Author:Wil Anderson
“If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up for you.” IfsGivingSexRightsWillingHeatPie Author:Wil Anderson
