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Quote by Joseph Heller

“When I grow up I want to be a little boy.”

Quote by Joseph Heller

Book:Something happened

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Something happened

This book delves into the psychological and emotional consequences of a mysterious occurrence, as it unfolds through the perspectives of various individuals caught in its wake. more

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Joseph Heller was an American novelist known for his satirical and black humor style. His novel 'Catch-22' is considered one of the greatest novels of the 20th century and has had a profound impact on literature. more

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