“I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success” Quote by David Lee Roth
“Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive” RememberLife IsGamesAlive Author:David Lee Roth
“People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!” PeopleWellsLife IsDarknessSailingVansYachtVan Halen Author:David Lee Roth
“You want to know if we're animals? When I'm on stage with the volume rippling my body like a glass of water and thousands of people are generating heat in my direction, there's no time for thought. My basement facilities take over completely. Sure it's animal. People might like to talk about art, but look where art is, in the gutter.” PeopleIfsKnowsWantLooksArtBodyMightWaterAnimalStageArt IsGlassesHeatVolumeFacilityBasementsGutters Author:David Lee Roth
“The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!” WantTurnsPerfectMorningMaking LovePizzaPerfect Woman Author:David Lee Roth
“Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello” LooksHateJournalistHate Me Author:David Lee Roth
“I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.” YearsI CanTeachFiveLandSeconds Author:David Lee Roth
“You gotta learn the alphabet, backwards and forwards. And then the choice is yours, 'cause last I looked, the Bible is written in the same words, the exact same alphabet, as my favorite pornography. Choice is yours.” LastsChoicesCausesWrittenMy FavoriteBackwardsPornographyAlphabet Author:David Lee Roth
“I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.” WantedThreatOccupationDecencyOutrage Author:David Lee Roth
“Being a rock star is being a rock star, I don't need to go into the details. What would you do if you were a rock star?” IfsNeedsStarsRocksDetailsRock Star Author:David Lee Roth