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“The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital organs on their Lexus upholstery.”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus

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Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus

Dave Barry, known for his wit and humor, presents a series of essays that delve into the peculiarities of human behavior, particularly focusing on the differences between men and women. The book combines Barry's distinctive style with insightful observations, offering readers a lighthearted look at the quirks of modern life. more

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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