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“When I was seven, I broke my leg playing soccer. Just to feel something.”

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Anthony Jeselnik, born on December 22, 1978, is an American comedian known for his sharp wit and unique performance style. He has gained recognition for his appearances in comedy clubs and television shows. more

“You can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists and there's a value in failure. It kind of works both ways between comedians and audiences. The audience has to understand that comedians are going to sometimes tell a joke that doesn't work out with dark subjects, and the comedian has to understand that sometimes they 'll fail and it's not the audience's fault for not getting it or loving it.”

Thinking Way Kind Sometimes Artist Values Dark Audience Laughing Failing Subjects Missing Jokes Faults Work Out Comedian Edgy

Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.”

Wish Growing Up Taken Growing Draws My Family

Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.”

Feels I Can Enjoy Yesterday Girlfriend Worthless My Girlfriend Subway

Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“I can't talk politics with my cousin because he's such a hypocrite. He's against the death penalty and he hanged himself.”

I Can Politics Penalties Cousin Death Penalty Hypocrite My Cousin Against Death Penalty

Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“A barrell full of certainties won't roll very far.”

Certainty

Author:Gerd de Ley

“Where would we be without our friends? Honestly, every friend is so unique and special. I have my friends back in New Zealand, I have my friends in New York and California. Then you have your friends who are your family. Barbara Palvin falls into that category. I have a lot of love for all my friends.”

Fall Special Unique Honestly Our Family

Author:Stella Maxwell

“Camp Taylor is a foundation that I'm connected with right now, and anything I can do to help them and help those kids is something I want to do.”

Want I Can Helping Kids Can Do Right Now Foundation Connected Camps

Author:Colin Kaepernick

“I was better at baseball, but I really loved football.”

Football Baseball

Author:Colin Kaepernick

“A person that says, 'Losing is not difficult,' I don't even want to be around that person. And obviously, that person has never won anything relevant in their life.”

Want Persons Difficult Losing Relevant

Author:Cam Newton

“I just want to thank God for everything he has done in my life.”

Want Done Thank God

Author:James Harden

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