“Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I'm the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.” RealBigsWinningReadyBasketballContestsSlamCactusSlam Dunk Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“If you go around the league, anybody with the last name 'vich' is a great shooter. Radmanovic, Vujacic... all those 'iches.” IfsLastsNamesBasketballLeagueShooter Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“A friend tweeted me with 'The Big Freeze.' I don't know about that one. I've got to go home, play around with the kids and figure something out. I'll have one.” KnowsPlayHomeBigsKidsFiguresBasketballFreeze Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“It's pretty much the same; it's just that Phil was very weird with his system. This is more of the traditional system.” BasketballTraditional Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“He looks like a woman coach sometimes. I guess he's just trying to get into certain people's heads, but it won't work with me. Like a woman who coaches and cries all the time. He can't get in my head. He's a crybaby.” PeopleTryingLooksSometimesCertainCryBasketballCoachesCrybabies Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.” SaidLastsRememberNightBasketballLast NightFlakes Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I blame Riley for my broken thumb, not Matt Geiger. That ain't defense Miami is playing. That's just chopping. I have no idea how his team gets away with it. I guess when you've been in the league 30 years you can do it. Respect, he gets it - he's like John Gotti.” YearsIdeasCan DoTeamBrokenBasketballBlameDefenseNo IdeaLeagueGet AwayYou Can Do ItThumbsMiamiChopping Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He's been doing it all his life.” PlayBasketballDefenseMonkeysOutbreaks Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“He's the president. I'm the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.” WantPresidentBasketball Author:Shaquille O'Neal