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Quote by Mike Connolly

“You're getting old when you see a girl who looks like someone you used to know, and it turns out to be her daughter.”

Quote by Mike Connolly

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Mike Connolly, born on July 3, 1989, is an accomplished ice hockey player from Ireland. Known for his exceptional skills and leadership on the ice, he has played for several professional ice hockey clubs. more

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