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Famous Bennett Cerf Quotes
Source: At Random: The Reminiscences of Bennett Cerf
“TV's sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.”
“The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.”
“The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.”
“Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.”
“Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.”
“Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.”
“Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.”
“Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business.”
“For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.”