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Quote by Charles Bukowski

“If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.”

Quote by Charles Bukowski

Book:Notes of a Dirty Old Man

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Notes of a Dirty Old Man

This book offers a candid look into the life and experiences of a mature, unapologetically single man, weaving together a tapestry of wit and wisdom from his years of bachelorhood. more

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Charles Bukowski

Charles Bukowski, born on August 16, 1920, was an influential American poet. Known for his unique style and profound depiction of the lives of the underclass in America, he is considered one of the representatives of the Beat Generation. more

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