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“Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.”

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Dave Barry Talks Back

Dave Barry Talks Back is a compilation of essays and articles by the renowned humorist Dave Barry. The book showcases his unique style of humor, which often involves satirical observations on everyday life, current events, and popular culture. With a blend of wit and sarcasm, Barry offers readers a humorous take on a variety of subjects, making it a entertaining and thought-provoking read. more

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Dave Barry
Dave Barry

Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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