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“Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.”

Quote by Bob Hope

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Bob Hope, an American legendary comedian, was born on May 29, 1903, and passed away on July 27, 2003. Known for his humorous and entertaining performances, he achieved great success in various fields of entertainment. more

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