“Throughout most of my life, I raised tobacco. I want you to know that my own hands, all of my life, I put in the plant beds and transferred it! I hoed it! I've dug in it! I've sprayed it! I've chopped it! I've shredded it, spiked it, put it in the barn and stripped it and sold it!” KnowsWantHandsMy OwnStupidBedHumorousPlantRaisedI Want YouTobaccoBarns Author:Al Gore
“There, in the middle of this mall is the Washington Monument, 555 feet high. But if we put a one in front of that 555 feet, we get 1555, the year that our first fathers landed on the shores of Jamestown, Virginia as slaves.” IfsYearsFirstsFatherFeetMiddleFrontsStupidHumorousSlaveShoreMonumentVirginiaMallsJamestownWashington Monument Author:Louis Farrakhan
“The fact is that Democrats are not for tax cuts.” FactsCuttingStupidTaxesHumorousDemocratTax Cuts Author:Rosa DeLauro
“In closing, the greatest threat to peace on this earth is the arrogance of a super-power [America] that is out of control.” EarthAmericaStupidHumorousThreatArroganceClosingSuper Power Author:Louis Farrakhan
“Mr. Starr, have you no shame? Facts and law are always subordinated to the will of the American people.” PeopleFactsLawStupidHumorousShame Author:William H. Ginsburg
“But I'm saying we are loosing the people who are going to pay my social security. And that bothers me.” PeopleSocialPaySecurityStupidHumorousBotherSocial Security Author:Joycelyn Elders
“When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.” WorldBelieveI CanStupidListeningDumbBelieve In MePurpleBlonde Author:Kylie Bax
“It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.” IfsKnowsGivingFeelingsGuyBreakNiceSecurityStupidDumbDrills Author:Brooke Shields