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“It's funny to think of Dave Chappelle's show and how popular it was and he was before YouTube. I would imagine 'Chappelle's Show' would be even more giant if there was a chance to put his stuff online and pass it around.”

Quote by Paul Scheer

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Paul Scheer, born on January 31, 1976, is an American actor, writer, and comedian. He is best known for his role in the television series 'Parks and Recreation' and has starred in various comedic projects. more

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