“They are achieving nothing, they are suffering from casualties. Those casualties are increasing, not decreasing” Quote by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“Fight them everywhere. Don't give them a chance to breathe until they withdraw and retreat.” GivingFunnyFightingChanceMilitaryBreatheRetreat Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“They are lying every day. They are lying always, and mainly they are lying to their public opinion” FunnyLyingOpinionMilitaryPublic Opinion Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“What they say about a breakthrough is completely an illusion. They are sending their warplanes to fly very low in order to have vibrations on these sacred places.” FunnyOrderMilitaryLowsIllusionSacredBreakthroughVibrationsBaghdadSacred Places Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps.” FunnyMilitaryAuthorityPicksPopulationDefenseWarningTrapsPencilsCiviliansBaghdad Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“I am not talking about the American people and the British people, I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children.” PeopleChildrenFunnyTalkingMilitaryBritishThrowingTrapsPencilsNot TalkingBaghdad Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place” I CanFunnyTakenMilitaryStupidAppropriatePretendingVillainBaghdadAppropriate Time Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“They've not been able to control any Iraqi city. We're waging war against this snake and we will be victorious.” WarAbleFunnyCitiesMilitarySnakesWaging War Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“They are going to surrender or be burned in their tanks. They will surrender, it is they who will surrender.” FunnyMilitarySurrenderBurnedTanksBaghdad Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“Joining the Liberal Party was a no-brainer for me... And when you are a young man, you don't get a calculator out saying, 'Am I going to get to power?' You get propelled forward by idealism.” MenYoungPartyYoung ManIdealismJoiningCalculatorsNo BrainerLiberal Party Author:Nick Clegg
“Make the land of Islam a burning fire that burns their faces and feet wherever they pass.” FunnyFacesFireFeetLandMilitaryIslamBurningBurning Fire Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf