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Quote by Jonathan Swift

“Philosophy! the lumber of the schools.”

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Jonathan Swift, born on November 30, 1667, and died on October 19, 1745, was an Irish writer, satirist, and politician, renowned for his satirical works. more

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Book:The select works of Jonathan Swift ...: containing the whole of his poetical works ... embellished with engravings

Source: The select works of Jonathan Swift ...: containing the whole of his poetical works ... embellished with engravings

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“Hail, follow, well met, All dirty and wet: Find out, if you can, Who's master, who's man.”

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“A forward critic often dupes us With sham quotations peri hupsos, And if we have not read Longinus, Will magisterially outshine us. Then, lest with Greek he over-run ye, Procure the book for love or money, Translated from Boileau's translation, And quote quotation on quotation.”

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Book:Delphi Complete Works of Jonathan Swift (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Jonathan Swift (Illustrated)

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“Hail fellow, well met.”

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