“If you aren't the chairman of Manchester United, Real Madrid or AC Milan, I'll get back to you later.” IfsRealUnitedFootballManagersSoccerGet BackChairmanManchesterManchester UnitedMadridMilanReal Madrid Author:Joe Kinnear
“I had twelve years as a Tottenham player under Bill Nicholson and could not have wished to have played for a better manager. I can still hear his wise words in my head when I am out on the training ground as a manager myself.” YearsStillsI CanWisePlayerWise WordsTrainingBillsManagersTwelveNicholsonTottenham Author:Joe Kinnear
“It is easy being a manager when you are one of 25,000 sitting in the stand or if you are an ex-player who is now working for the media who will never manage anything better than an under-10 team, thinking he knows best - and you know what I'm talking about, and I will deal with that, trust me.” IfsThinkingKnowsEasyDealsTalkingNicePlayerTeamMediaSittingManageManagersExesTrust MeBlokes Author:Glenn Roeder
“Just heard Paul Scholes has retired, best I’ve ever played against by a mile. Most technically gifted player in english history. Legend.” PlayerHeardMilesLegendsGiftedRetiredScholesPaul ScholesEnglish History Author:Joey Barton
“When you're doing what's right, on and off the field, the Lord steps in and plays a part.” PlayLordStepsFieldsAnd Off Author:Austin Collie
“Women should be all dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances.” ShouldWhiteAppliances Author:Bernie Ecclestone
“Hellraisers destroy only themselves, and they do it because they love life too much to fall asleep.” FallToo MuchLove Life Book:Happiness Source: Happiness
“The great themes of Canadian history are as follows: Keeping the Americans out, keeping the French in, and trying to get the Natives to somehow disappear.” TryingHumorousDisappearThemeCanadaCanada DayCanada FunnyHappy Canada DayCanada Being GreatCanadian History Author:Will Ferguson