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“I wanted to play football and see how that went. In my mind, I knew I wasn't good enough to be a pro, but I was having a really fun time doing it. When you're on a college team, you can tell who's going to be a pro or not almost instantly.”

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Joel McHale
Joel McHale

Joel McHale is an American comedian, writer, and television host. He gained widespread recognition for his role as Dave Rose in 'The Big Bang Theory' and is also known for his hosting work on 'The Soup'. more

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