“Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what.” Quote by Michael Scott
“What is it like being single? I like it! I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic, because everyday I get a little more desperate. And desperate situations yield the quickest results.” LittlesResultsSituationPossibilityEverydayStartingOptimisticDesperateEach DayYieldBeing SingleDesperate Situations Author:Michael Scott
“Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky.” PeopleLyingFineTackyLying To Yourself Author:Paul Neilan
“Anybody can make something up and have it sound believable. The hard part is remembering all the lies you've told, and all the people you've told them to, and then living the lies that have become your life.” PeopleHardRememberLyingSoundBelievable Author:Paul Neilan
“I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.” ThinkingPersonsHateI HateFruitSuitsCostumesBananas Author:Paul Neilan
“If the Internet can be described as a giant human consciousness, then viral marketing is the illusion of free will.” IfsHumansConsciousnessInternetIllusionMarketingGiantsFree WillHuman ConsciousnessViral Author:George Pendle
“People always say theres no such thing as bad publicity, and you always think theyre right, because it seems self-evident: nobodys going to buy a magazine that nobody ever talks about, so people should want to buy a magazine that everybodys talking about.” PeopleThinkingWantShouldSelfSeemsTalkingMagazinesEvidentPublicity Author:Rachel Johnson
“The first things I remember drawing were battles - big sheets of paper covered in terrible scenes of carnage - though when you looked closely there were little jokes and speech bubbles and odd things going on in the background.” FirstsLittlesBigsRememberTerribleSceneBattleSpeechPaperJokesDrawingBackgroundsOddCoveredBubblesSheetsCarnageOdd Things Author:Anthony Browne
“My dad never decided what he wanted to do; at times he fought in the army, was a teacher, a boxer, a light engineer, and a then a publican. My mum was a traditional housewife and mother. They showed my brother and I unconditional love.” LightWantedMotherTeacherBrotherDadDecidedArmyMy DadTraditionalMy BrotherUnconditional LoveEngineersMumUnconditionalHousewifeBoxers Author:Anthony Browne
“Picture books are being marginalised. I get the feeling children are being pushed away from picture books earlier and earlier and being told to look at proper books, which means books without pictures.” LooksMeanChildrenBookFeelingsPicture BooksPushed Away Author:Anthony Browne