“I found English to be a sort of Thomas Hardy aversion therapy.” FoundTherapyAversionHardy Author:Neil Gaiman
“People do what they are told not to do. It happens time and time again. Here on the frozen tundra, it is known as the Tongue on the Frozen Pump Handle principle.” PeopleHappensKnownPrinciplesTongueHandleFrozenPumps Author:Garrison Keillor
“I have spent a reasonable percentage of my life in libraries - I like the hush.” LibraryReasonablePercentagesHush Author:Robin Ince
“I'm tired of leaving my wife at home with no nanny and no cook to take care of four kids by herself.” HomeCareKidsFourWifeTiredLeavingTake CareMy WifeCooksI'm TiredNannies Author:Jeff Kent
“I'm the kind of guy who looks to be in first at the end of the season.” FirstsLooksKindEndsGuySeasons Author:Kenny Lofton
“Players from the Dominican Republic have a history of not playing well in cold weather.... The ball hurts their hands when they make contact.” WellsHandsHurtPlayerColdBallsWeatherContactRepublicCold WeatherDominican Republic Author:Grady Little