“Sloth is most often evidenced in busyness ... in frantic running around, trying to be everything to everyone, and then having no time to listen or pray, no time to become the person who is doing these things.” TryingPersonsRunningPrayingSlothFrantic Author:Eugene H. Peterson
“It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.” FunnyFamily And FriendsHassle Author:Karl Pilkington
“I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.” IfsKnowsMeanFunnyFunKicksChocolateMidget Author:Karl Pilkington
“With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.” LittlesFunnyTwinsIdenticalIdentical Twin Author:Karl Pilkington
“As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.” LongDoeMatterMightFunnyRememberJesusBabyMoodDecemberDoes It MatterBaby JesusRemembering Him Author:Karl Pilkington
“Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.” IfsFunnyExpertsHassleAvocados Author:Karl Pilkington
“We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.” KnowsFunnyUsedFiveHappenedEvidenceDoctorsFruitArguingApples Author:Karl Pilkington
“Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.” ThinkingFunnyClassTeachingBreathe Author:Karl Pilkington