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“The girls I grew up with they're living normal, adult lives. So they call me now and they're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still react like, 'What are you going to do? I'll drive you, I guess.”

Quote by Amy Schumer

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Amy Schumer, born on June 1, 1981, is an accomplished American stand-up comedian. Known for her unique humor style and self-deprecating wit, Schumer has emerged as a leading figure in the comedy world. She has made a name for herself in film, television, and stage performances, often tackling issues of gender, family, and society in her work, which has resonated with audiences. more

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