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“If you ever find yourself being born, scramble back inside as quick as you can. Life's all downhill from there.”

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“I staggered over and sat down with a thump. So violent was my descent and so feeble Warlock's state that the sudden impact of my posterior on the couch tipped him towards me. I waited for him to pull himself upright, but when he rested his head upon my shoulder, I recognised he had no intention of doing so. I was going to protest, but I realised how heavy my own head felt and let it sag down on top of Holmes's. And I'm not embarrassed to say I did it. Good friends support each other. Sometimes structurally.”

Friendship Humour Tiredness

Book:The Sign of the Nine

Source: The Sign of the Nine

“Warlock cleared his throat a few times. "So... you're going to live, Watson?" "Oh, most definitely. It was just a derringer, after all." "Ah. Good news... good news... erm... and we think you'll keep the leg?" "Holmes, I think I'll keep these trousers.”

Friendship Humour Injury

Book:The Finality Problem

Source: The Finality Problem

“In the driveway of the old house,I released my biological family from my unreasonable expectations of how much we could possibly be to one another. How much I expected them to teach me.Do for me. And this freed them to be what they actually are to me. Which is plenty”

Humour Memoir Essays

Book:The Crane Wife: A Memoir in Essays

Source: The Crane Wife: A Memoir in Essays

“... humour is the soul's last line of defence, and as long as we're laughing we're alive ...”

Humour Laughter

Book:Anxious People

Source: Anxious People

“If you value your manhood, Olden, I suggest you two get dressed,” Gilli calls from the trees. At his feet Mandy and Toby watch as their heads spring up, searching for the voice. “I can take him,” Finn mumbles into her ear, refusing to loosen his grip. “He’s armed,” Freya sniggers. “Technicality. I’ve had worse odds,” his eyes lock on Gilli as he drops his lips to Freya’s shoulder once again, daring the Norseman to loosen his nocked arrow.”

Romance Humour Fantasy Romance

Book:The Wrath of Raghnall

Source: The Wrath of Raghnall

“I had changed since then. I had gained strength and size, and a beard that grew if I did not shave it away. But she was the same. Of course she was.”

Humour Autistic Brain Had To Re Read That One

Book:The Song of Achilles

Source: The Song of Achilles

“Anyone can nurture of myth about their life if they have enough manure, so if the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, that's probably because it's full of shit.”

Inspirational Motivation Humour Anxious People

Author:Fredrick Backman, Anxious People

“She doesn't like it when I swear, but she can't really say much, because the stuff that comes out of her mouth, say like when we're driving in traffic, could peel your nail polish off.”

Humour

Book:The Goodbye Girls

Source: The Goodbye Girls

“Men. The day they learned to admit a mistake was the day they became women.”

Truth Humour

Book:To Sir Phillip, With Love

Source: To Sir Phillip, With Love

“A smart person knows how to talk. A wise person knows when to be silent.”

Life Inspirational Wisdom Inspiration Inspirational Quotes Life Quotes Inspiring Positive Positive Thinking Inspire Living Optimism Silent Optimistic Positive Life Positive Affirmation Talk Keep Silent

Author:Roy T. Bennett

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