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“Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.”

Quote by Eoin Colfer

Book:And Another Thing...

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And Another Thing...

The book is a satirical take on the science fiction genre, blending humor with philosophical musings. It follows the adventures of a fictional character navigating a complex and surreal world, questioning the very fabric of existence. more

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Eoin Colfer is an Irish author best known for his children's literature. He gained international recognition as one of the authors of the 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows' continuation series. Born on May 14, 1965, Colfer's works are celebrated for their humor and imagination, appealing to young readers. more

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Book:And Another Thing...

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Book:The Notebooks of Paul Brunton: Practices for the Quest; Relax and Retreat

Source: The Notebooks of Paul Brunton: Practices for the Quest; Relax and Retreat

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Author:Eoin Colfer