“If Sony's not going to show 'The Interview,' that's it. No more North Korean movies for me.” Quote by Conan O'Brien
“President Obama announced that he's going to reopen diplomatic relations with Cuba. He wants to act before Seth Rogen makes a movie about Castro.” WantPresidentRelationPresident ObamaCubaDiplomaticCastroDiplomatic Relations Author:Conan O'Brien
“A new report says ISIS is trying to recruit professionals like doctors, engineers, and accountants. Sorry, kids, even ISIS says they're not hiring liberal arts majors.” TryingArtKidsMajorsDoctorsSorryReportsEngineersIsisHiringAccountantsRecruitLiberal Arts Author:Conan O'Brien
“Among the top Google searches of 2014 were Ebola and the movie 'Frozen.' One leaves you with something highly infectious that's impossible to get out of your system. The other is Ebola.” ImpossibleGoogleFrozenEbolaGoogle Search Author:Conan O'Brien
“The hackers who hacked into Sony have leaked the upcoming script for the new James Bond movie. Some of the executives said the news left them shaken but not stirred.” SaidLeftNewsScriptsExecutivesHackersSonyHackedBond MovieJames Bond Movie Author:Conan O'Brien
“Russia has named Vladimir Putin its man of the year for the 15th year in a row. Putin got 143 million votes and the guy he was up against got killed in a mysterious boating accident. The boat was in a warehouse.” MenYearsGuyMillionsVoteAccidentsRussiaBoatMysteriousPutinWarehouse Author:Conan O'Brien
“Today in Washington, D.C., several government buildings were left without power. Of course, the White House will be without power for two more years.” YearsTwoGovernmentTodayCoursesHouseLeftWhiteBuildingWhite House Author:Conan O'Brien
“The Justice Department ruled that Native American tribes are allowed to grow and sell marijuana on reservations. This decision was hailed as a victory by Native American leader Giggling Eagle.” GrowsJusticeDecisionLeaderVictorySellsDepartmentNativeMarijuanaNative AmericanTribesEaglesReservations Author:Conan O'Brien
“This morning, due to a massive storm, at least 150,000 people in San Francisco were left without power. Of course, people in San Francisco without power are usually called Republicans.” PeopleCoursesLeftMorningRepublicanStormDuesMassiveSan Francisco Author:Conan O'Brien
“Time magazine announced its person of the year. It's health workers who treat Ebola. That's a person of the year. Time magazine told the health workers, 'No need to pick up your award, we'll mail it to you.'” NeedsYearsPersonsPicksTreatsWorkersMagazinesAwardsMailEbolaTime MagazineHealth Workers Author:Conan O'Brien
“A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.'” SaidBornRoomsBabyBirthLegsFlightWombAirlineSouthwest Airlines Author:Conan O'Brien