“I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.”
Quote by Steve Martin
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Steve Martin
Steve Martin is a renowned American comedian, screenwriter, director, and musician, born on August 14, 1945. He has achieved great success in film, television, and theater, known for his unique sense of humor and acting skills. more
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