“I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.” PeopleKnowsLittlesHardShowsLastsCausesCasesWeekSmokingUnusualSophisticatedEntourageBongs Author:Bob Saget
“The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.” PeopleYearsGuyThreeRoomsComedyFilledStoresAccountants Author:Bob Saget
“I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.” ThinkingShowsMorningComedyRight NowStoresLetterman Author:Bob Saget
“One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.” FirstsSaidShowsHouseHugFull House Author:Bob Saget
“If you're a host of a video show and you're on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, 'Well, that's what that person does.' That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.” PeopleIfsWantYearsWellsPersonsDoeShowsCareersWiseTelevisionEightVideoHostDilemma Author:Bob Saget
“I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!” LooksSaidShowsBigsHouseWaitingRadioYesterdayDriversTake MeFull House Author:Bob Saget
“Sephora's business is really smart and clever - I'm all for anything that gets people up and out and into the social experience of shopping.” PeopleSocialSmartCleverShoppingReally Smart Author:Marc Jacobs
“Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person. Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.” PeopleIfsPersonsDoneLightFireAssLightingFiltersBoxersFartListen To MeNowhere To Go Author:Bob Saget
“And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.” IfsCuttingOne DayBirdFilledNervousTurkeys Author:Bob Saget
“Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?” IfsShouldYearsDoeHas BeensMadeSaidDoneShowsBigsGuyHouseHellPiecesTerribleTenCriticismShould HaveCriticsNewspapersHatedFiftyCrapThey SaidTerrible ThingsShould Have BeenOld GuysFull HouseFifty Year Olds Author:Bob Saget
