“There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces!” PeopleFacesSexyThrowing Author:Joan Crawford
“Fifty percent of the women in this country are not having orgasms. If that were true of the male population, it would be declared a national emergency.” IfsCountryWould BePercentMalesPopulationSexyFiftyEmergencies Author:Margo St. James
“When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman.” WantTryingI CanPerfectKindnessHellWorstLove YouClarityVampireI Want YouBoyfriendBecause I CanSay I Love YouSlayerBuffy The Vampire SlayerVampire Movie Author:Joss Whedon
“When I was in high school, I was dating this girl and wanted to make her birthday really special. I showed up early to school and went around to every single one of her classes and left a rose with her teachers. Each rose had a note with a little inside joke.” LittlesWantedSchoolGirlLeftClassTeacherSpecialJokesHigh SchoolDatingRoseNotesUp EarlyThis GirlInside Jokes Author:Dave Franco
“I'm a cat person. I have two giant cats [Harry and Arturo] that I call the small panthers. They're like 17 pounds each-they're big boys! Every photo on my phone is of them doing something funny.” PersonsTwoBigsBoysCatPhonesGiantsPoundsPanthers Author:Dave Franco
“One time I was hanging out with a girl and I wanted to kiss her. I was too nervous to do it, so I wrote ‘Can I kiss you?’ on a Post-It and handed it to her. And it worked!” WantedGirlKissingNervousPostsHanging OutOne Time Author:Dave Franco
“Recently I've been looking for something new. The past few projects I've worked on, I keep getting cast as the asshole. I promise I'm a nice guy and not the asshole that everyone keeps seeing.” PastGuyNiceSeeingPromiseProjectsCastsSomething NewI PromiseNice Guy Author:Dave Franco
“When I'm dating someone, if she bonds with my cats I'll give her a chance maybe more than I would otherwise. But if she doesn't like my cats it's kind of a deal breaker.” IfsGivingKindChanceDealsCatDatingDating Someone Author:Dave Franco