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“I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'.”

Quote by Celia Rivenbark

Book:Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

Work

Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

This book is a compilation of tales that delve into the heart of Southern life, capturing the warmth, wit, and sometimes the whimsy of the region through its distinctive expressions and customs. more

Author

Celia Rivenbark

Celia Rivenbark is a renowned columnist known for her insightful and straightforward writing style. Her works cover a range of topics including society, culture, and politics. The specific birth and death dates are unknown. more

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