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“People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.”

Quote by Zach Braff

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Zach Braff, born on April 6, 1975, is an American actor. He gained widespread popularity for his role as Joshua Platt in the television series 'Parks and Recreation', and won the Independent Spirit Award for his lead role in the film 'Garden State'. more

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