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“It's easier to be a grownup than to be a kid. When you're a kid, you lie constantly and people are always calling you on it. And when you're a grownup, you lie constantly and people rarely do. Children are constantly being caught. Adults rarely so. Being an adult, you also get a free pass, which means you have to actively be a good person because nobody's around to tell you to do that. Even evil kids will be good when adults are watching. But once you're an adult, no one is. As a grownup, you've got an agency over your own life, which hopefully you use for the greater good and not evil.”

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Simon Rich is an American humorist known for his unique sense of humor and satirical style. Born on June 5, 1984, he graduated from Columbia University. Rich's work often explores social phenomena and human nature in a humorous way, winning him a wide audience. His short stories and essays have been published in various publications, including The New Yorker and The New York Times, and he has received multiple awards. more

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