“I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it 'content.'” Quote by Lauren Bacall
“Michael is a gift from Allah, and he is taking him back. The world didn't appreciate him.” WorldAppreciate Author:Jermaine Jackson
“I've learned something on the road, traveling around: state shapes. The easier it is to draw the shape of the state, the harder it is to live in that state. So, if you live in a regular polygon, get the hell outta there. You gotta move to a squiggly area. Culture's attracted to squiggles.” IfsStatesMovingCultureHellEasierShapesDrawsAreasHarderI've Learned Author:Demetri Martin
“There's a saying that goes, 'People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.' OK. How about, 'Nobody should throw stones'? That's crappy behavior. My policy is, 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.” PeopleShouldHouseSituationPolicyBehaviorStonesGlassesThrowingHousingGlass Houses Author:Demetri Martin
“I was on the train the other day, and I heard somebody say, I'm really good at checkers. That's the same thing as saying, I'm not good at very many things.” HeardTrainCheckers Author:Demetri Martin
“If you remove a treehouse from a tree, than it's just a shitty house. Sometimes when i'm in a shitty house, I like to imagine that it's in a tree, than it's like Woah, this house is amazing.” IfsSometimesHouseImagineTreeRemoveImagine ThatTreehouses Author:Demetri Martin
“I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.” TogetherBunchHermitsCrabsHermit Crabs Author:Demetri Martin
“You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?” NumbersMillionsThanks Author:Demetri Martin