“Now, I've gotten to the point in my career, I'm 13 years in, to where I know that I'm funny. I know that I'm good at this.” Quote by Brad Williams
“If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you'd be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.” IfsThinkingLittlesMajorsThirdsAverageAll TimeLeagueBatsMajor LeagueThird Time Author:Brad Williams
“Every now and then you'll say something that didn't quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn't. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it's just not funny.” TryingImportantFiguresImportant ThingsComicAbandonNow And Then Author:Brad Williams
“Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.” WantJokes Author:Brad Williams
“In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.” WellsIndividualAspectEntertainment Author:Brad Williams
“I don't get the animosity when someone tells a joke that you don't like. Whereas if someone made a dish that you don't like if you went to a restaurant, you would either try another dish or you just don't go back to that restaurant. But you don't say like, "I did not like the hamburger here. This restaurant should be shut down. It should be banned from making hamburgers. No one else should have these hamburgers." And everyone else is like, "No, you wouldn't do that."” IfsShouldTryingMadeJokesShould HaveRestaurantsDishesBannedHamburgersAnimosity Author:Brad Williams
“I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets."” KnowsShouldOne ThingStreetsCeaseComedianThrownItemsMenus Author:Brad Williams
“It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.” PeopleComedianConfusing Author:Brad Williams