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“I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out in the sun all day, Hey, hey, excuse me sir. Get your putter out of the whale's ass. Come on, this is a place of miniature business. This is not a playground even though it looks like a playground.”

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Dane Cook

Dane Cook is an American comedian, screenwriter, and director. Known for his unique sense of humor and witty dialogue, he has gained prominence in the comedy scene since the late 1990s. Cook's work includes television shows, movies, and stage performances, with his comedy films such as 'My Best Friend's Wedding' and 'A Very Good Boy' achieving significant success worldwide. more

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