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“You know, the only place in America where the millionaires and billionaires are predominantly liberal is here in Hollywood.”

Quote by Bill Maher

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Bill Maher is an American comedian, political commentator, and television host. Known for his sharp political satire and humor, he is best recognized for hosting ABC's 'Politically Incorrect'. Born on January 20, 1956, Maher's career spans television, film, and stage performances, as well as writing and producing. more

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