“Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?”
Quote by Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly, born on November 24, 1942, is a Scottish comedian, comedy writer, film actor, and singer. His career began in the 1960s, and he became known for his unique sense of humor and versatile performance style. Connolly has gained acclaim for his performances in theater, television, and film, particularly in the comedy genre. His work spans a variety of styles and is beloved by audiences worldwide. more
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