“An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.” Quote by Arthur Smith
“Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.” IfsKnowsMayHas BeensAgeComedyTragedyCommandmentsOne Liner Author:Arthur Smith
“I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.” TryingBrainStudentsChemicalsExposingGags Author:Arthur Smith
“I read 'Crime and Punishment' years ago and don't recall the details of it, but I do retain a strong sense of the creeping paranoia and panic.” YearsStrongCrimeYears AgoDetailsPunishmentPanicRecallsParanoiaCrime And Punishment Author:Arthur Smith
“I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.” PlayFallHalfSixBrokeNosesDoughAvocados Author:Arthur Smith
“I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.” KindGuyRainArmchairs Author:Arthur Smith
“I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.” Art Author:Arthur Smith
“If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.” IfsWantWritingModernRadicalLive LifeGentlemanLengthElderly Author:Arthur Smith